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Poster: utopian Date: Oct 30, 2012 11:21am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: anyone go to this festival???

I have been to the testy fest, twice. Many tons of bull balls are served every year, deep fried medalions called rockey moutain oysters. they taste very good.

The testy fest is a hotbed of biker debaucheree, and haven for the aged stripper. There is a stuffed bull that they politely encourage you ride and whip out your junk. The politeness ends when they ask your name and dont stop chanting it till you leave the bar or jump on the bull. Don't forget to claim your free x-rated prize at the door.

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Poster: Deadhead225 Date: Oct 30, 2012 2:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: anyone go to this festival???

The ones I have had are all tough as shit, and they certainly don't taste like chicken. Give me sweetbreads or any other part any day.
They are totally up-front out there though. Went to the parade in Jackson Hole on Memorial Day one year. The guys with the 'Fudgepacker float' were hilarious. If you have any Liberal tendencies, for your safety, I would not recommend attendance.


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Poster: utopian Date: Oct 30, 2012 2:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: anyone go to this festival???

Imagine an oblong softball, sliced thin with a chicken fried coating. These are calf balls, I think. Very tender.

Get em while they are hot